Mario is in Big trouble

Mario run while you can! hah lols just fooling around again.

Peach: MARIO!! ><
Mario: i swear peach i didn't do it on purpose!! >//<'
Peach: you saw my underwear didn't you pervert!
Mario: i swear i didn't (whispers) they were cute pink lace like panties or were they lingure?
Peach: what did you say?
Mario: uhh nothing princess.
Me: peach he said they were cute pink lac-
Mario: (covers maria's mouth) AH! um princess don't you need to go back to the palace about the new laws?
Peach: new law? i don't think...
Me: (bites mario's hand and shouts) E LIKE PANTIES OR WERE THEY LIN-
mARIO: (covers maria's hand again) ow that a-hurt u know ..uh princess where did you get that hammer fom?
Peach: (aura of fire around peach) saw nothing eh?
Me: i'm outta here!
Mario: (being chased by a very pissed off peach)
Peachshouting) I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MARIO OR UNTIL YOUR MEMORIES OF MY PANTIES ARE GONE FOREVER!!!
Me: (watches them run around the stage) i can't blame mario maybe i'll show you guys a picture of peach's panties. and her about to beat mario with a hammer!
Peach and mario belong to nintendo ... whatever